That's when Shallow Hal reveals something to me that even I couldn't take...”
I was watching the show this past week, and Stevie came in a therapy session with a shirt that had the words “I AM GOD” blazoned across it in big gold letters. I instantly thought of Shallow Hal.
The thought of it all makes me....Grrrr....
As we are walking to the bar, he starts to tell me about his oldest son who was about 15 months old at the time.
But that was nothing compared to what Hal told me next.
Shallow Hal and I are sitting in the bar. He spits out a few more “You look so good” remarks (yawn), compliments me on my outfit, and we chit chat about various topics. We didn’t have a lot of time to meet because he had to get back to PA, so I get right to the juicy stuff. I just wanna hear about his tryst primarily. I ask him what the latest news with them was, but he tells me that he doesn’t want to talk about them that night. No matter how much I asked, he wouldn’t budge and wouldn't give up any info. F*cker. Okay then.
“What? Are you having sex in front of him?”
I wanted to puke.
When I stepped out of his car I knew. It was over for me. I was done with him on an intimate level. I mean the other stuff was pretty bad that I knew about and had participated in, but this sex in front of the kid thing ---- I couldn’t stomach that. In my head I questioned Miss C too. I asked myself how a mother would think that is okay? I mean is it okay? Am I being uptight? I know the kid is little and probably won’t remember stuff, but you never know! Kids imitate their parents. What if he slips up one day and blurts out something in day care about “mommy and daddy on top of each other and my mommy makes noises”. I could be over exaggerating and making something out of nothing, but my gut tells me that this is just straight foul. It bothered me so much that I went and looked it up on the web, and I even asked a male friend about it who is also from their country. He said that this woman‘s first priority is to please her man. Whatever. He didn’t agree with what they were doing, but he said honestly the woman should be the one stopping that more than the man. I disagreed. Hal is the most educated of the two of them and should know better as far as I am concerned. But again, this is Shallow Hal. When it comes to getting azz, there ain’t no rules but his.
And when I said that, he listened. After I put it that way, and that Miss C could be deported over that shyt because in his state it is considered CHILD ABUSE to have sex in front of a child, he agreed that he shouldn’t talk about that with others anymore. I finally got thru to that rock head for once. But the problem isn't really solved. At best he probably won’t tell anyone else, but I don’t think he will stop f*cking in front of his babies though. Getting azz is way too important for him. I told him that he was the poster child for "How Not to Raise a Kid." I just feel he doesn't take in interest in the upbringing of kids. All he talks about is buying clothes for them. To me, he just wants to play with them, and he doesn't give a shyt about their development and learning. I emailed him once and wrote, "I bet there ain't one kid video in that house. Not one book. Nothing." I was getting on him because I knew he wasn't thinking about it. The kid does nothing but grunt and point and he is almost two. He didn't reply to that email. Because I was right. On the real, Hal just wanted kids. He wants someone to call him Daddy. The rest of it he ain't worried about. But then again how could he? He got two chicks he gotta serve dyck to and pay for so they won't get mad at his dumb azz. Apparently he can't focus on too much else.
Anyway, that little story marked the end of me of Hal on an intimate tip. I never f*cked him again after that. I was disgusted and turned off from him. I kept imagining his d*ck out, drinking straight from his Bacardi Rum bottle, and getting Miss C from behind with his kid sitting in the midst. (shivers) It bothered me so much that I even told the therapist. I always said he talked too much, and this time he said too much. I didn't get loud with him though. You can't do that with Hal. He doesn't handle emotions too well. I never told him that I stopped f*cking him because of this thing with his kid. When he asked I would just say, "You don't have time for me." And I left it at that.
I didn't hate the dude, so I became the "friend without benefits" because I still wanted to find out how he was gonna work this shyt out with these two women and two babies who were 1.5 months apart in age. Even though I had checked out on the intimate tip, my mind was still stirring about the rest of it. I was drawn to the story. By this time, Miss C’s visa expired, he wasn't marrying her, and she started saying things to him that were clearly suicidal. What he was telling me got worse and worse; to the point that he was scared to leave her alone with the kids.