Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Dealing with grown azz women who acting like they still in high school. That's why I have like TWO damn girfriends in this world. Heffas. Be back to blog on that lata.
Men. Dropping the ball - me, not them.
Regular Job - busy.
Side business - busy.
Bartending. What do some Black folk got against tipping?
Spending too much money.
Doctor's appointment (now).
Helping out every fluggin' body with their mess
My landlord is a bastard. Ugh!!!!
I'm just confused.
On a roller coaster, but can't get off.
Head is spinning. It's too much.
Crossing stuff off the list, but can't slow down yet.
Spicy food is like a laxative. Woooo chile!
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Ok at this SENSUALITY workshop for women right now. Came here to see if I can learn how to unleash my pent up, inner sexy. Can they teach me anything? We shall see!
Went out with popeye last nite and that fool was trying to feel on my boob. Already! I knew it! I knew his azz was thirsty. Ugh. Gettin all excited cuz the kiss included a lil tongue I guess. Hate when dudes misinterpret shyt. Already talking about how he wanna make passionate love to me and what not. Geezus. I guess he hasn't felt a tittie in so long he done got a lil excited huh?
I dunno. That might be the end of him. Seems a lil hungry. He might kill a sista if we did it.
Aiight, the class is starting. Gotta pay attention cuz I don't want to miss one word! A lot of white chicks in here though. Hmmmm. I'll represent for the sistas tonight. Keepin it classy.
Monday, May 16, 2011
But all is not lost! Just as I was about to hang up my cougar paws, I met a tasty looking morsel while bartending Saturday night. He was a sweet looking, dark chocolate Tenderoni, and when I saw him I couldn't help but lick my whiskers (Literaly too. My moustache needed a trim. LOL.) If he was even 23 I'd be suprised. Basic guy. Not thugged out. Looked a little nerdy actually. Yum. Cute nerdy guys are so hot to me! I told him he was cute and then switched by him in my shiny little pants. (Yep, those are them in that picture.) It worked too. Got the number so maybe I'll ring him up....