Ok granted Shallow Hal might have told New York some things, but he never really TELLS you the full story. He just hints at shyt and the rest you have to figure out. You see how the word ‘kid’ went to ‘kids’? You have to listen to the little nuances when he speaks to you. Yeah maybe Miss New York knew about a kid. ONE. He left out one little detail when talking about the ‘kids’ in that statement above though. What he didn’t say that one wasn’t born yet, and he also didn’t say who the kids were coming with. Eventually New York would figure it out --- at least part of it anyway.
And this news crushes her. The man that she had been in a relationship with for almost three years has brought another woman into the country and is supporting her. Meanwhile Miss New York is unemployed, was sick as hell with his baby inside of her, and only gets to see him on the weekends. Then he brings another chick over to be with him full time, when she asked could she come live with him after she got pregnant. And to add insult to injury, the woman is from the same country!!! That made it even worse. New York fought for three years trying to be allowed to stay in the United States thru the courts, and all this woman had to do was f*ck and have a baby and she gets brought here by the person she THOUGHT was HER MAN? So of course she started tripping. Who wouldn't?
Me: "The fact that she now knows that when you leave her, you're on your way HOME TO YOUR FAMILY. That is killing her. That's tough for anyone to take, especially someone who just had your baby. I mean you can be sweet and nice to her all you want for that one weekend day, but when your azz leaves, she can't help to think that you do the same with the other woman. You messed her head up and she can't handle it."
SH: "I know. One time I was there and she asked me if I wanted something to eat before I left. I told her no and that I would eat when I got home. Not five minutes after I left the house did she text me and say, "Oh now you don't like my food anymore? The way I cook ain't good enough for you now?"
I had to laugh at that one. The chick was really going through it.
Once when he took me out for my birthday, we were eating breakfast and the texts started coming. He showed me one,
Shallow Hal just gets up and tells me he is going to go and call her. But he was back in like five minutes? I didn't ask anything else about it. I needed a break. It was my birthday weekend anyways.
SH: “She sent me Miss C’s picture to my phone and asked, “Do you know who this is?”
Unbelievable. It must be something in the water over there cuz that's fuggin' amazing.
Anyhow, one day Shallow Hal took the day off and went with Miss C to the doctor for a check up. On the way home the doctor called him and told them to come back to the hospital and when he told Miss C she started crying. I guess something was up with the tests and they wanted to go ahead and induce labor. He takes her back to the hospital and sits in there most of the day. The next morning he goes back and they plan to induce labor, but they tell him that the baby ain't coming that day and to just wait it out.
F*ckin' while some strange man is downstairs painting.
Like it was nothing.
F*ckin' while Miss C is laying up in the hospital waiting to have his baby.
Like it was nothing.
We finish and go right back to talking business about the house.
Like it was nothing.
That girl in the hospital wasn't even on his mind.
More time passes and now it's getting dark. He is finally getting ready to head to the hospital which is a good hour away, but he wants to buy some new headphones. So we stop at another store. This time Miss C calls before we could get out of the car. She is speaking in their language and I couldn't undestand, but I'm sure she was asking "Where are you?"
Again? Didn't he say that a couple weeks ago after New York ganked Miss C's pic off his page and sent it to him? Sloppy. Just sloppy.
Well he should have listened to me, because that Facebook is a muthafucca. And it didn't take long for Sherlock Homegirl to find out the news. How? Because one of his 32 f*ckin' friends reposted some pics of the baby on their Facebook page.
She blows up his phone and starts texting away. "Oh is that why you brought her here, because she was pregnant? I was pregnant too! You lied and told me the child was in the hospital!"
Shallow Hal does not respond at first, but eventually he calls her. Then Miss New York says something that I never thought she would say....