Last night I went to the gym to get my workout on like I do every Tuesday night.
So of course I stood on my tippy toes and peeked over the shower door. I asked myself, "Did anyone hear that? I know somebody HAD to hear that." I didn't see anybody but there were people in the other showers. Damn! I quickly let one more go, washed off, and scurried out of the shower area.
"You're looking very lovely tonight", said Mr. NYPD.
"Awwwww, thank you suga."
I think he was talking to my chest but who cares. Thirsty azz. As we walked along I chuckled to myself because he had no idea that I just had a fart fest in the shower. At least I had got it all out before we sat down to dinner right?