"This Ho Got Problems"

I happened to Google my blog and found this forum where someone had linked my blog.  It was kinda shocking to read how they were roasting my azz on that Ten Confessions blog that I posted:

"Typical black female."
"Self-hatred."
"She need help."
"Bytch."

But I thought that the statement,"This ho got problems" was straight hilarious!  I had to laugh at that one.  Um, who doesn't?

When I first saw the forum my heart was in my throat, but hey, it is what it is.  No one likes to get talked about but when you put your personal shyt out there people will have their say.  I would be a fool to think everyone will cosign how I live my life.  So if I'm a hoe then I am a brave hoe that's for sure.  I'll take the good with the bad.

YEAH CRITICIZE ME FOR WHAT I SAY THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST THINK ABOUT OR DO ON THE SLY. 

The double standard is alive and well in America.  Dudes can brag about what they do but a female can't talk about herself?  That's why I guess my shyt is so intriguing and is worth reposting I guess.  You never know what the f*ck people do in their lives - people just don't say it.  Dudes are down low gay, metrosexual, still feel some type of way because some girl broke their heart, f*ck around on their girlfriends and their wives, lie and everything else but alla that is cool.  I blog about a lot of different shyt on here and I don't write to get high fives and for 'do you girl' comments.  I blog because I feel like it.  I like to write.  The blog could be private but it's not.  I ain't making no one read this.  You choose to read it.  You choose to take time to read here and then go back, login at another site, and then comment it.  You only know what I write here, so run with it homies.  The girl or wife you're with could be or may have been the person that you try to make me out to be.  You probably would never really know would you?  Would she tell you?  Probably not.  Or your mom, sister, cousin, coworker, boss.  What about those freaky pictures you took together huh bruh?  You think that's the first time she did that with a dude?  Nah, of course not!  You're the first!  So do you really know?  Apparently it's probably better if you didn't based on the comments in that forum because your egos couldn't handle it.  Maybe you don't care?  Ding, ding, ding!  Exactly!  You're just worried about what she does with you to make it easier on YOURSELF and your state of mind.  Yeah, I know and I do understand.  This blog could all be fact.  It could all be fiction.  It could be part fact, part fiction.  Shock value.  Embellished.  I could be talking about one dude or ten dudes here.  It's funny...all very funny.  Eat it up.  If I talk about small dick or a wide boodie or a big gut that is no diff than a dude saying they like a 'redbone' or big boobs or a big azz or a big girl or a skinny chick.  But I'm wrong  for saying what I say?  Liking what I like?  Whew.  Hilarious.  Age and life experience will change that mentality usually...in both men and women.  Hold your applause please.  I know what I said was friggin' great! 

(takes bow)

I also look at this way, I guess what I wrote was interesting enough to get posted on another forum for commentary so I'll take that as a COMPLIMENT!!!   That explains why I got so many hits on the blog the weekend after Thanksgiving.  It was crazeeee.  They were quoting me and obviously read a few tidbits so that's aiight with me.  No new followers but that's aiight.  I'm still feelin' groovy and brave - so brave that I will share the forum ABOUT ME with the few folks that trip by here. 

 (ahh I removed the link when the year started...moving on)


"And my attitude's so chill and so breezy.
In my designer suit own little way I make this look easy.
Sexy baby, don't you dare act like you don't see feel me.
Baby I know you see feel me."

UPDATE



Ok so one of the posters CAME BACK and sent me a really nice, heartfelt response  (see below).  Hi Don of All Dons from projectcovo!!!!   He wrote, "She found out we were talking about her!"

I'm a savvy hoe aren't I?

Then he reposted my blog on the forum this morning.  I guess he wants to keep this going?  Why I don't know.  I guess it will be more of the same type of 'ish'.  This is my blog and I can talk about what I want.  Like it; love it; hate it.  I can't control how anyone feels.
I mean really.

(throws hands up)


Wooooww!  This is getting interesting.  Mad people coming over here from there today.  Anyway.   I have other posts to make so this one is gonna have to take a backseat.  Got a prop to get some cunnilingus before I go bartend tonight.  Hmmm...still deciding if I'll take him up on that offer.  Don't think I'll be able to squeeze that in because I have to meet someone about renting a new space to reopen my business.  But if I do make it over there, I might even write about it on this damn blog.  Or I might not. We shall see.

"My neck,
my back,
my 'uh' ,
yeah like that.
Lick it now,
Lick it good..."

This gets no more energy from me.  Keep reading.  Keep criticizing.  Pick excerpts and repost it all you want.  You only know what I write here and the way I write it.  Thanks for all the new traffic to the blog suga.  That will be my positive position on alla this.

Smooches.