Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Top Ten Worst Songs of All Time

There's no real rhyme or reason why I decided to make this song post.  I am supposed to be working but don't feel like it at the moment. Since I am forced to listen to the radio all day, what they play has inspired this post today.  I hate these songs.  Some people love them but I hate them. 

10.  "Da Butt" - EU
9.    "This Is How We Do It" - Montell Jordan
8.    "How Did You Get Here" - Deborah Cox
7.    "Treat 'em Right" - Chubb Rock (they always play this shyt at old school parties)
6.    "Don't Make Me Over" - Sybil
5.    "No, No, No" - Destiny's Child
4.    "Deja Vu" - Beyonce
3.    Anything Nicki Minaj.  Like her story, hate her music.
2.   "Strokin" - Ugh.  And this crazy chick sings this every week at karoake when I'm bartending.  I just wanna choke her!!!!
1.   "Just Got Paid" - Johnny Kemp (Used to like it in 19-f*ckn-88 but they play this shyt everyday in NYC like it just came out.  And on top of that Johnny Kemp is oogly.)

BONUS TRACKS (just added):
"Can't Touch This" - MC Hammer
Keri Hilson anything
Soulja Boy anything
"Last Chance To Love You" - Ginuwine (that Barack Obama part makes me ILL)
"Are You That Somebody" - Aaliyah.  Sorry.  Sweet as Aaliyah was that damn baby saying "waa-aa" on the track gets on my damn nerves!  I don't get why that baby sound is even on the song in the first damn place, and I always focus on it.  It drives me up the damn wall.

Yeah a lot of these are old, but they are still in pretty heavy rotation on the R&B stations.  I'm sure that I could probably add many more to the list too.  Out of all the songs that people put out they play the same shyt on the radio.  Why do they torture me so???

As empty as the subject in this post is, it actually made me feel like I just smoked a blunt.   Sometimes when you get shyt off your chest you just feel HIGH.


  1. You forgot about anything by soulja boy.

    Im usually a lurker, hey!

  2. @ MsFeistyMan

    Hey to you too!

    I had him on the list and took him off! I did. I did. I swapped him for Nicki Minaj. It was a tough decision because I can't stand neither one of them. He can be the bonus artist.

  3. I remember when I was planning my wedding to my ex-husband, I requested that any song by Destiny's Child be on the Do Not Play list...LOL

    Okay, I'm corny but I like Just Got Paid, especially when I'm super broke and desperately waiting on my next paycheck. It doesn't happen often but it does happen...

    In my book, the WORST song ever is Superwoman by Karyn White..I hate that song til this day!

  4. Just in time for the Holidays :) Now you know they will have those songs on speed dial the day after Xmas.
    That photo of the scream on the NJ Star Ledger was one of the reasons I started checking your stuff out - it was linked to here.
    Have a great Holiday!

  5. lol @ the bonus list. Ginuwine should just retire, he looking hella old these days.

  6. TRUE - but once I checked out the real you I was hooked :) 77 and still counting it was 5 when I first checked - keep it going!

  7. Thanks jb! Big hug to you for sticking with a sista.

    LOL @ MsFiestyMan....Not only is he looking old but he can't get a hit lately either. That Last Chance song is straight garbage - to me at least. I ALWAYS change the station when that comes on. Without fail.

  8. @ Jetaime...

    Yeah I can't listen to that Superwoman song but I don't loathe it as much as Just Got Paid. I don't care if I won a million dollars I wouldn't sing that mess! LOL. I would probably sing "Can't You Feel a Brand New Day" from The Wiz or something like that. haha.

    If you listen to Michael Baisden he is NOTORIOUS for playing Da Butt and Just Got Paid during his show. It's just painful.

  9. In no particular order:
    1. That new R. Kelly song :\
    2. It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
    3. Lil' Freak - Usher. Something about using "Living for the City" just really bothers me.
    4. Anything by Kelly Rowland
    5. Head Sprung - LL Cool J
    6. Anything by JLo
    I can't think right husband keeps interupting me to show me random youtube videos!!

  10. Why Are You So Crazy???? This post was hilarious. I agree the radio stations play these songs like they're new. The song I hate more than any is some ish by Larry Graham One in Million. My mom wore that song out. I literally died everytime she played it. I hate his voice, perm or good hair whatev!

  11. LMAO.. this is soo funny, but yes a couple of those songs are classics.. "just got paid" come on who doesnt like that song?? but then again if you look at your check : / maybe not. lol. i love your blog.

  12. Hi Carl!

    Thanks for the comment! LOL. Too funny.

    Well you found one person that can't stand Just Got Paid. That will be me! And thanks for the compliment on the blog. I gotta come over and check you out sir! I like the name of it! Got me curious. Fo' sho.

  13. Notorious ZAG....

    Thanks for joining me on sharing your song list. Lil Freak bothers you huh? LMAO! That's hilarious!
    Aww you don't like the R Kelly song? Wow. That man can sang!

  14. LMAO @ this list. That part on Ginuwine's song irks me too. I always wonder if Obama is embarrassed by that corny ass reference.

    I love Aaliyah's song though! The baby part makes me laugh. Don't judge me.