Friday, January 7, 2011

See What I Mean?

I posted about JC men the other day

And to prove everything that I was saying in that post, here is a text that I just got this morning:

"youll so sweet youll make my eyes shine so wright to shine on you and to taste your sweet"

And then yesterday...

"how are you my sweet brown sugar and hows your day is and what you are wearing today so sexy ive just want to know what you are doing eating lunch or going to lunch kiss more kiss"

Ok what the f*ck
are you talking about Negro? 

I didn't respond to either one.  I can't.  I just can't.  

I mean I can appreciate you trying to send something sweet, but at least proofread your shyt before hitting the send button.  On second thought, maybe he did?

He might as well had sent the words, "Meep, meep", because all I heard was birds chirping after I read this text. 

If those texts ain't dumb, I don't know what dumb is.


(looking around)

There it goes again.  LOUDER.

LOL.  Unbelievable.


  1. Holy shit, I'm crying and I don't know if they are tears of laughter or tears of pity.

  2. Lmao! This is so funny because it’s true. Sad but true. I like to think that they simply don't proof read because I can't bear to think that I held an actually conversation (that resulted in my giving out my phone number)to someone with the reading level of a 2nd grader.

    So that’s what I stick to- They were in such a rush to text me and so flustered by the mere thought of me that they sent the text without proof reading.

  3. No way!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwhahahahahahaha! Meep Meep! would have been better!

  4. I've read the first text three times and I still cannot comprehend what he is trying to say....

  5. 2 funny! Don't think 2011 will be any better :)

  6. oh shit..i must cracked the fuck up.

    your ass said "meep meep"...yea might need to step your man game up to dudes who can complete a sentence.

  7. Dumb text messages make me SCREAM girl!!!! I know how you must feel! I laughed while reading but I'd definitely be erasing that damn number...dude who let you graduate?!!!