Because the shyt costs $48!!!! I mean who is the instructor? How experienced is she (or he)? Will they have references and testimonials for us to read? Videos to watch? How do I know if they know what they are doing themselves? I have questions!!!!
(pounds fist on table)
So what am I sacrificing if I go....
- I would have to wait on the shoes I have on my Wish List at Zappos (ok I can do that).
- Or not buy lottery tickets for two weeks (now that'll be hard).
- Or not buy a new hairdo (I have a fresh one not even opened yet so I'm good).
- And no restaurant reward for hitting the gym all week. That means cancelling my two piece spicy white with mashed potatoes and an extra biscuit from Popeyes (as long as I don't walk by there and see the pictures on the window I MIGHT be able to pull that off.)
UPDATE: Ok I emailed the promoter today and they said that the course is being taught by a man. He has a Masters in Human Sexuality from NYU and has worked for several 'sex positive groups'. What's a sex positive group? Blank stare. Anyway, they gave me a discount code that shaves off $10. Hmmm....
In the meantime, Filipino dude wants to go out tonite. I said yes. I wonder what in the world he is gonna be asking me/confessing to me this time. I'm expecting that he will want to have some 'You and Me' convos since he has confessed his admiration for me.
But wait, you know it may not be so bad though. Maybe he will put a few more of his cards on the table, and I might be able to tell where he is really coming from tonight.
Trust no one.