I have no self control.
Last night I stop by the bar to hang out and watch the female bartenders. I watch so I can get some tips on how to do my Coyote Ugly bartending thang. They dress sooo sexy but I think I might be too old to be wearing booty shorts like they do. I need a push up or water bra in the worst way though. My boobs are looking more like Josephine Baker's every day and I am not digging that one bit.
When I go to these bars I usually go by myself, and after some time someone will end up talking to me. Male or female. Not like I stand there waiting for someone to talk to me, but they just do.
So I talked to one guy for a little while. Then the bartender asks him if he wanted a drink and he said yes. But did he ask me if I wanted one? No! So that convo that had been going on for about 15 minutes was over. Totally lost interest in what he was saying and he could see that. "Oh let me see where my friends are at."
"Yeah you do that."
Lame. Next.
Then I move away from the bar and just stand near the dance floor to try to look at what kind of fellas are in there. Lots of suits. Lots of collared shirts! Dudes look they have jobs - and nice jobs at that. The crowd was grooving. The music was humming. One guy says something and then another. I start talking to one of them. We dance. He catches sight of my sexy pantyhose. He dances closer to me. He presses himself against me. I can feel it. He walks me to the subway. Then...
I think I have a problem. Not sure how to bring it up to the therapist. I don't even remember his name.
Now I am wondering if I should go to this masquerade party alone. I called Mr. Porno and told him that I need some rebound sex to forget about the guy I was digging. Of course he will oblige me he says.
Maybe I have a problem. Maybe I don't. Hell I'm single with no real man so what's wrong here?
I say nothing.
It's Halloween and I don't need a costume.
Why?
Because I feel a monster growing inside of me.
Yep...hornyness...hormones...you name it combined with everyday stuff will do that to ya *sigh*. Wish I had some words of encouragement but I'm close to the monster's edge too.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I feel you too. What is it? I am contemplating ex-sex so that I don't have to keep running from the youngin'!
ReplyDeleteBTW, lmbo @ the Josephine Baker reference! bwwwahahahah!!!!
Hey Curvy...are ya really? Lemme jump over to your blog right now!
ReplyDeleteAnd Sassy, thanks for understanding because I was like "Dang, what's wrong with me???"!
Naaaah. I don't think you have a problem. You're a blessing.
ReplyDeleteYou couldn't remember his name?! That's no grounds for concern...that's pimpin.
Do you know how many guys out there who would RATHER be forgotten after sex no-strings-attached, one night stand sex?
Being remembered comes along with too much bullshit. Don't be googling my name, discovering my facebook page and ulimately sending unsolicited text messages unless we're talking about fuckin.
I salute this post. Keep on using that vagina of yours, it's the only one you'll ever have.
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@ Q. Busy
ReplyDeleteNow that's what I'm talking about!!! Thanks for keeping it REAL in that comment! I kinda like to think that I'm 'pimpin'.
(big smile)
You are not lying about finding my FB page. I posted about that a while back too. These fools are just faceless sometimes to me. When they get in your head that's when you get messed up. I know cuz I let it happen recently...dammit.
That's the next installment I guess.
Having sex with someone who's name you can't remember IS a problem. But you live and you learn.
ReplyDeleteYes....
ReplyDeleteSo wait...did you take him home or did you go with him? That monster lives in all of us. Men too. We just don't have to deal with the double standard about letting it loose.
ReplyDeleteHi Vin.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering if someone would actually ASK what came after the "then." I left it hanging like that just because.
No I didn't have sex with him...that day. He walked me to the subway and we kissed, etc. We hooked up a few days later. I didn't get his name again until after the third time I saw him. I guess that says that I wasn't interested in what his name was or didn't care to remember it? But the sex was totally whack so I might be cured from that for a while. LOL.
But you're right! It is a big double standard for women. Women have the same urges and sometimes you just wanna get some and leave it at that. I could never tell my girlfriends what I type on here because they would totally judge. Cuz they do everything the 'right way' with guys and what not. Yawn.
There is no RIGHT WAY in my book. For men or women. What is so wrong with doing what you feel?
Not trying to be judging but I wonder from a females perspective how satisfying are those type of encounters? Do you usually climax, I know as a man when I'm in a real horny state getting off don't take much.
ReplyDeleteEven when its the first time you have sex with someone you know is it satisfying? Is there a certain unease or nervousness the first time?
Do you feel comfortable kissing someone that gives you serious crazy head who you don't even know? These are not moral question but physical ones. And please don't tell me there is no difference between a man and a woman and how they perceive things. The world would be truly F'ed up if that is right. I so love what the female species offers in all respects, why is everyone trying to make us asexual?
I'll give my perspective because I can only speak for myself.
ReplyDeleteI wonder from a females perspective how satisfying are those type of encounters?
It depends on the situation. Some are exciting and some are not. I think this would be the same for a guy. Different guys have different skills. They are built differently. Act differently, etc.
Do you usually climax,
No. But that doesn't mean the sex wasn't good for me. I'm not a person that climaxes from vaginal sex usually anyway.
Even when its the first time you have sex with someone you know is it satisfying?
You don't. LOL.
Is there a certain unease or nervousness the first time?
Nope.
Do you feel comfortable kissing someone that gives you serious crazy head who you don't even know?
Yes. Good head doesn't mean that a person has been 'out there'. Bad head doesn't mean that they haven't.
These are not moral question but physical ones. And please don't tell me there is no difference between a man and a woman and how they perceive things.
Nah I wouldn't say that.
The world would be truly F'ed up if that is right. I so love what the female species offers in all respects, why is everyone trying to make us asexual?
I understand where you are coming from and we can be different but the double standard thing is just kinda bogus to me. My cousin thinks she is such a good girl cuz she makes a dude wait and all that but whatever. Doesn't mean the man is gonna be good to her or treat her right. And they usually don't anyway but I guess as long as she feels like she didn't give it up too soon that gives her one less thing to regret.
To each his/her own.
Your honesty is appreciated I really wanted to know. When I'm super horny almost any ole hole will do until the second after I come - then the regrets start. But that's just me - Freud probably could spend a few days on me. I'm not saying the diff in the sexes is a virgin on a pedestal thing but the thought that females are as mindlessly doggish as men can be is disheartening.
ReplyDeletePS: I find the sex better after the first encounter which most times have a degree of awkwardness.