I work by the Today Show in NYC. There are always mad tourists around and I try to avoid walking by them in the mornings. This morning I had to walk by the little crowd though, and Al Roker was out there giving his weather report. I could barely see the top of his head through the crowd because he is dumpy as hell, but I wasn't trying to stop to hear his azz anyway. In fact, he was easy to pick out because I don't think another brown skinned soul was standing out there watching that mess. Then after he finished the report he started singing some corny ass song called Uncle Willie I think? The crowd was singing along too. White folks of course.
OMG. What a corn fest. And Al was the emcee. I wonder did his weather forecast include all of that corn that they were putting into the universe?
As I walked by and rolled my eyes, I had a thought...
Sorry brotha, but you really do look like a cartoon character. I told the security guard in my office building and he cracked up.