Sunday, March 28, 2010

Why Can't I Stop Watching His Victory Dance?

Ok mad people have probably already seen this video already, but I'm gonna post it for nostalgia on here.  The cat shyt and threw up on the floor this morning so I needed a laugh so I won't throw his furry azz out of the window.  I feel like friggin' Celie from The Color Purple up in here cleaning up after his azz.  And what kills me is that he just goes and lays back in the damn bed and looks at me like...

"Yeah I crapped on the floor, and what the f*k are you gonna do about it?  Clean it up right?  Yeah thought so.  Next time keep my shyt clean.  Meowwww beotch."

It's my fault anyways.  I needed to change the litter and I guess he got fed up. 

Wait, did I just say that THE CAT got fed up?  Woooowwww.

Question >>>> Do we own our pets or do they own us?

But check this out...

I wish could do this dance if I get my business open again!!!!  I would do it in front of all the haters --- like those chicken head employees I used to have, or that busted, lizard skinned employee who put those peanuts in my gas tank last summer.

That would be some kind of grand opening wouldn't it?  Having a bunch of guys and gals voguing?  Or some African dancers?  Yeah, yeah.  Announcing to the world that THIS SISTA IS BACK!!!!

Not a bad idea.  Hmmmm...


  1. LOL. Why is this the first time I'm seeing this video? That was maddd hilarious. :]

    Slightly off-topic but not--my cat used to throw up all the time in the house. It used to make me so mad that I'd go on the Internet & find something hilarious to watch after I'm done cleaning it up. lmao.

    :) I want to open my own business one day. I'm not sure how to go about it though...whether I should jump into it or wait until I'm finished with school (if that ever happens). I'd love some tips from you!

  2. So Missa ya feel me on the thing huh?

    Man if you want a business, think of an easy way to get cats and dogs to use the toilet and you will be a millionaire!

    But on a serious note, if you think you might want to open a biz someday, try to work in the type of business that you are interested in if possible. See how things work behind the scenes.

    And mainly, DON'T JACK UP YOUR CREDIT. NEVER COSIGN FOR ANYONE. I was able to open the business on the strength of my credit rating. It definitely makes things a lot easier.

    And you have youth on your side girl! You can roll the dice and still have time to bounce back. Roll that dice as many times as you can. I did.