Formerly known as the Diary of a Broke Bitch. Changed it because using the "B-word" to describe myself was a little TOO gangsta for me. At first, I decided to blog on how I dealt with life, debt, and bankruptcy after my business closed. That's all behind me now so I'm not really BROKE anymore, but I kept the name because I thought it was cool. Just bloggin' about being grown and sexy and everything that comes with that. It's just entertainment folks...
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Day #222: Googling for Ass
I gotta tell you that having the word 'ASS' in the title of my blog has some interesting folks dropping by here. From all over the world too! It's kinda funny.
Somebody checked in from Riyadh by searching for "sexy tight ass".
Another cat checked in from Australia looking for "ass fuck." (When I saw that I was like, "Damn.")
Beverly Hills, California searched for "cum ass".Actually he came back two more times Googling the same thing?
Then Ohio checked in by searching for "woman broke her ass."
Korea said hello to my blog by seaching for "white women ass".
Then Ghana came by from searching for "Phat Booty Ass."
I see Ghana was keeping it hood!!!! He didn't want a ol' regular booty, he wanted to see a P-H-A-T booty okay?
Oh I could go on and on. There are many more variations of ass searches that end up this blog. I doubt that they read the blog, as I am sure this was not quite what they were looking for. It just goes to show you that there is a global fascination with azz; WE JUST CAN'T STOP IT. Yo, there are nasty asses all over this world. I bet those countries where all the ladies are covered up are full of nasty freaks!
But what's hilarious is that out of all the ass and porn sites in the world, Google directs them here? And now because this post has the word 'ass' in it so many times, lawd knows what the next person will Google to get here.
Oooh, I can't wait.
(I will insert a pic of ass when I get home from work)
Much later I'm back here checking in:
(Okay, here is that pic. And to my funny commenter, I wish I could put a shot of my ass on this here blog, but my booty ain't that internet worthy.)
Yeah, I'll admit it. She got a nice booty. Damn I wish mine looked more like that!