A few weeks ago I blogged that my co-worker comes to my desk to tell me these random stories and then farts and leaves.
He just did it again. Just now. This time he was asking me some crazy shyt about Deniece Williams and Diana Ross, then right before he ends the story he farts. And walks away.
I noticed that now he brings up Black movies and entertainers to me because once he asked me about a movie and I asked,
"Was there any Black people in it?"
"No."
"Well I didn't see it then."
That was the end of the conversation.
I thought that would get him to stop bringing his azz to my desk, but nope. I guess he thought about it and since then he tries to tailor his stories to his audience (me) and only talks about shows and music with Black people in it. Unbelievable.
(in my fake British accent)
"He's quite odd. Quite odd I tell you."
I know in the last blog I said that I was gonna tell him about his farting, but I found out that he's getting fired in the next week or so. Yeah, he weirded everyone out and he's getting the ax. Maybe he messed up and farted in the wrong cube. LOL.
So now that I know this, I can't get myself to tell him about this farting shyt. I guess I feel sorry for him????
DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
I shoulda did it before I found this out.
Well I guess the good thing is that I don't have to deal with the farting and him digging in his nose for too much longer.
That's a crazy thing that this is something to be looking forward to ---- your co-worker getting fired so he can stop farting at your desk.
Wow. That's some wild shyt right thurr.
I don't feel sorry for his nasty self! If he is NOT special needs then NO! NO! NO!
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahahaha @looking forward to...your co-worker getting fired so he can stop farting at your desk. DEAD!
Hahahahahahaha! Girl we must have the same co-irker...My gay work husband is ALWAYS farting around me. The first time he broke wind in front of me, he had the nerve to ask me "Oh you heard that?!"
ReplyDeleteIt's been on ever since...Nasty ass. LMAO
@ Gorgeous...
ReplyDeleteActually I think he is a 'special needs' person. He is mad weird I know that much. I think he might have Asperger's Syndrome. I think that is what it is called.
@ Jetaime!
ReplyDeleteLove the "co-irker" term. Gonna use that fo sho!
So you have someone doing that too? Wow!!!! Did you ever say anything to him?
I am sure that we all have some pretty funny work stories don't we? But never had to deal with this farting thing. LMAO.
I usually tell him that he stank.
ReplyDeleteIt's so commonplace now that I barely get offended, unless it's a SBD (silent but deadly) fart!! LOL
Hence the word "co-irker"...I use it generously. You should too...LMAO
@ Jetaime
ReplyDelete"I usually tell him that he stank."
Whoa-k! Ok I'm gonna go for it....
@ Gorgeous
Oh I just thought about his special needs...he needs some damn GasX.
I had a co-worker like that (most often they are of the pale nation) so what I did was wait until I was a bit gassy. Went and started a convo with him while he was sitting at his desk when I finished I turned and farted just as I was walking away :0 I had to be no more then a foot from his face. I then said "oh my I'm sorry" with a grin. No mo problems!!!! I guess that wouldn't work for you lady's though.
ReplyDeleteYour blog is hilarious! THis post made me lol! For real. So glad i found you. I will be back!
ReplyDeletelolllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!! too funny. you are awesome and this shit is hilarious.
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xo,
v
Hey violet badbunny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for following and giving the compliment. LOL!!!! Yeah I've been wanting to blog about his farting azz so his number finally came up.