Sunday, April 18, 2010

I'm So Wrong For This

I'll make this short and to the point.

Went out with my African friend. 

He's been after me for a long time, and just like most of those African dudes, he is always saying, "I love you.  I want to marry you.  Oh I'm sick over you girl!" 

Will you please shut up with that already? 

Nice face but skinny like JJ from Good Times.  But you know what else was skinny?  Yeah you guessed it.  I decided to glide my hand across it to see what he was working with...

It was maybe a smidge bigger than this marker.  No lie. 

Yikes!  I snatched my hand away like I had touched a garter snake or something. 

I know I'm wrong for this post but I kinda feel like I molested a teenager.  I don't mind a skinny man, but damn. 

Po' thang.  Wow. 


  1. WOW! Don't you hate that? That's why this waiting for marriage thing I've got going makes me a little nervous. I am not sure if I can stay married to a guy working with a Sharpie marker... LOL

  2. Sassyme...

    Gurl you are betta than me. I would have to get a sample or something. Every man can't be packing, but they gotta work with what they got. I guess love and foreplay will have to make up for the rest of it maybe?

  3. i had an african "friend" that was also lacking in girth as well as length! idk where that whole "african mandingo" big wang concept came from...seems like they should be ranked with our asian brothers :-x

  4. @ sinfullyo...

    LOL. Yeah I wonder where that came crap came from too? From my experience they are just aiight in that department - except one I knew. So based on your experience AND mine...uh, it ain't looking to good for the African bruhs now is it?

  5. @ Sinfullyo and Eyes on the prize

    Crazy how we have all had similar experiences (or lack thereof). Ummm I had an African "friend". He had a great body and a nice face. But our "friendliness" surely didn't present anything spectacular.
    I think this topic deserves further research. Maybe . . . but not really because I don't want to be disappointed. I’m moving on to Caribbean men and Latin lovers.

  6. Hey Mocha! OMG! You too? Ok I'm going to have to look into this!